Friday, April 24, 2009

What a Quandry...

Creating a log under orders. Things are getting quite odd around here. I will have to hide this so that one of the... family... don't find it. In whatever space, time, dimension, creation, incarnation, wahtever. However, I feel, for my own sanity, this needs to be documented.

I knew things were not as they should be when Dr. Darien, my adopted father, sent me to help Marcus with his citizens during their monster crisis. The indignity of it all, anyway- I'm very well trained to be a nurse, among other things, and of all things he wanted me to be a maid! And not even a good maid, I spent half my time feeding him grapes and wondering why he was eyeing my key! Pervert!

Anyway. Dr. Darien had given me orders that if anything went awry with Marcus, that I should terminate him immediately. Well, restrain. But considering he was growing horns and wings? Termination works just as well, if not better. It was easy enough to come up with the story about seeing the mystery shadow coming to kill him. And they believed it! Or wanted to believe it, whatever.

I beheaded Marcus, thinking that would be good enough, but apparently not. His headless body decided it wanted out of the freezer, causing quite a few dents and dings, as well as a loud ruckus. I think he woke up one of the cat people or dolls or something that was sleeping downstairs. I thought it was funny. I've never seen a headless man trying to escape. It stopped being so funny though, when Dr. Darien got the crazy look in his eye and told me we were going to see how good I was with a lasso. He threw me some rope and opened the door of the freezer. Luckily for them both my creator happened to enjoy rodeos, so I've seen a lot of how it's done. I managed to get the Marcus-sans-head tied up and onto the table, then looked at Dr. Darien to see what he wanted next. I shook my head when i saw he had taken off his shirt and already pulled out the rolling tray of equipment. "Sparky! Give me wings!"

He and I completed the transplant. I'm glad that I don't have a weak stomach to worry about. That would be a problem around here.

So... here's the problem now. I'm watching Dr. Darien, and he's growing more and more like Mr. Marcus. It seems as though when we attatched his wings to Dr. Darien, he took root as well. Dr. Darien is getting more prone to madness- moreso than usual, and the other day he told me to fetch him some grapes. I'm not sure if it's the stress brought about by the burglery of Ash's innards or that stupid song Yoggy's been singing, or anything else that's been going on. Now... if Mr. Marcus is taking over Dr. Darien, and I have orders to terminate.. ok, restrain... him, does that mean I'm going to have to terminate Dr. Darien, should he become fully integrated with Mr. Marcus?

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